It all started on March First, Two Thousand & Ten
where all things in my life start,
You know, me & Ian of Friendship Bracelet.
Bantering or rapping or some shit per uzh.
I feel like not having a baby this month
should be a time to rejoice,
like HORAY! I CAN CONTINUE TO LIVE RECKLESSLY WITHOUT BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE ASIDE FROM MY DOG & I CAN KEEP DRINKING AS…
Family Portrait stayed at my pad on Thursday.
I’m not going to say much
I’m the bro in the middle:
Is this an appropriate shirt to wear to a birthday party your father is throwing you with his whole side of the family after he lost our entire estate & all of our holdings in the past three years…
First things first,
pretty relieved I wasn’t totally forgotten.
That is pretty cool, not gonna lie.
Now, what the hell have I been doing the past twelve days?
Well, not gonna lie …
Spring Break 2006: A Preamble.
Last night I wondered about where the change was. Where T&tT came to be what it is now instead of what it started as- a whole mess of shitty insights on current events and decent album reviews for a…
Dear Time Warner Cable,
I bet you didn’t think I’d find out. Bet you thought you’d just sell my address to numerous random mailers and I’d be like,
“AWWW SCHUCKS! MORE JUNK MAIL!
So, I just tried to go from
MEGA WORK MODE to
MEGA CLEAN MODE to
MEGA BLOG MODE!!!
And my brain like, ran out of gas. It just stopped flipping through tabs and just clunked out on YouTube for…
From March Sixteenth, Two Thousand & Ten
& STILL TRUE, YA’ALLZ!!!
A lot of people have been asking how my birthday party went.
Well, to be honest,
I’m too hung over to write too much about it.
So, I found a video that captured
the true essence of my twenty…
So, I figured a lot of you have been totally freaking about
what to give the girl who seems to have everything
except a cash flow from the blog she spends too much time on
and I decided I would…
Bet you think I’m RAAAAGGGING for St. Patrick’s Day.
More like LOUUUNNNGGING/pouting.
Gotta horizontally max out tonight
in prep for tomorrow/get all the tears out.
SO MATURE AT…
I KNOW YOU’RE ALL DYING TO KNOW
WHAT I TOOK TO RECORD CLUB LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW YOU’RE ALL LIKE SO MAD I DIDN’T UPDATE LAST NIGHT
WHEN I WAS DRUNK & HAD GOOD THINGS TO SAY!
Buuuuut I didn’t.
So, I may be totally breaching my GChat confidentiality but I just found out some really spectacular news that, sure, I could just peacefully enjoy to myself in the…
So, I’m not going to lie,
seeing everyone’s SXSW tweets & blogs & shit is making me mad jealz.
Can you blame me?! Everyone I think is cool in the music world aside from Chocolate Bobka (busy…
So, I just don’t feel like blogging. I have nothing good to say aside from HAY HAY HAY MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS & I’M LIKE, REEVALUATING MY LIFE!
OH HAY GUYZ.
IF YOU THINK
I’VE HAD FOUR FAT TIRES &
AM LISTENING TO LADY GAGA & BEYONCÉ
THEN YOU WIN SELF-ESTEEM.
If not, it’s cool cause like six months ago
I wouldn’t have guessed that…
So, today was a really great day!
Not only did I get Jurassic Park Special Edition from Netflix
but I got my copy of Chocolate Bobka’s new projectTHE REPORT.
The Report is a very special…
This feels like I’m looking into my future, you know, like in 2011 when I am gracing the desktops of people everywhere who are down to look at me every day, being all whimsical in nature…
Please, grab a glass of wine & turn on some Tom Waits & join us for a trip down Marissa’s pathetic & incomprehensible yearning to be underaged & miserable once more (“I JUST DON’T LIKE BEING…
So, my twenty fourth birthday is in ten days.
It’s kinda giving me the heebie jeebiez but it’s like,
“Marissa, chill the fuck out dude. Just cause you were drunk off Hollywood sparkle dust for…
I convinced everyone we should go on ChatRoulette
since that is obviously the best way to waste
the time between not getting weed & getting weed.
& we ran into a comedian, so that was nice for…
I’m going to level with you & say that usually by the time Friday rolls around, let me tell you,
There is normally one night a week we plan on laying low which somehow gets…
Today my beloved furry counterpart,
Mr. Steve Zissou (Ross) turns
FIVE YEARS OLD!!!
HE’S LIKE MIDDLE AGED IN DOG TOWN!!!
He’s the best dog in the world. No joke. I love him so much it’s kind of…
& my blogosphere bffz
& my herrrrrooooo
What’s not to respect about a man in a leather jacket with a fucking SLAB of gold on his wrist that TELLS TIME?! Uh, hey…
So, as I previously stated like nineteen times, I was in Santa Cruz visiting my little sister, who happens to be one of my best friends.
This is surprising because I am a raging ageist.
*That needs to be sung like so, BTW, THX, XOXO.
So, guys, I’m going to level with you and say I really don’t want to be blogging right now. Like, I do but my brain hurts so bad I really don’t…