September 2010
NYC Thus Far. →
So, I’m in SoHo right now, which is one of my most favoritest neighborhoods in the universe. I went wandering the streets to find a cute cafe to post up & watch the rain & write something mad…
Sep 29th
Friendship Bracelet Request Column, #0009 →
Saturday night I showed up at the airport with approximately six glasses of wine running ramped through my blood stream & I turned out this fucking gem of subjective shit. I don’t know…
Sep 28th
A Tangent About My CSS I Currently Can’t Fix. →
Well, the theme I manipulated for my site has been updated which, aside for fucking up my menu, really pisses me off because there was no way to know that my CSS was updated. Anyway, I have honestly…
Sep 26th
things that are currently giving me anxiety...
1. how my html got randomly fucked up OUT OF NOWHERE (like i wasn’t messing with my css or anythinggg) & i cannot for the life of me figure it out. & i’m pretty good with html. like i’ve built numerous blogs & shit & my shit is fucked & no matter how many times i completely restore the menu html & then change all the code to what it should be, IT STILL...
Sep 25th
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PLEASE IF ANY OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HTML HELP... →
Sep 25th
THIS IS TRUE. →
CAUSE I JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. WHY WOULD MY MENU BAR, OUT OF NOWHERE, JUST CHANGE LIKE THIS?!
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
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♥, #0007 →
I can’t believe it’s September Twenty-Fourth. Driving down PCH today, I could have sworn it was the summer we never had and I can’t believe I came home to start trying on half of my…
Sep 25th
A Tangent About People Who Bump Really Loud Music... →
Living in a city, I obviously live close to a restaurant. This restaurant I reside near is quite popular, especially amongst assholes who find it necessary to sit in the parking lot with their…
Sep 25th
Sep 24th
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A Tangent About Blockheads. →
Today, I learned a lot about Donnie Wahlberg & NKOTB but I mostly learned about Blockheads, who I think have become my favorite people mayyybe in the world. They took my snide in stride & honestly…
Sep 24th
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BEST EVZ. →
Sep 24th
Just Something That’s Been On My Mind Ever Since I... →
Remember like four or five years or so ago when if you were financially fucked, you could call your parents & they’d bail you out & be like “OH MERRY XMAS” but then you’d still get xmas presents…
Sep 24th
A Tangent About How Everybody’s Thankful For... →
So, as some of you know, I work for this cool wellness website and I’m their social media person. Our community is really into the whole #ThankfulThursday tag so, on Thursdays, I’m usually watching…
Sep 24th
i will never forget the day i crossed the donnie wahlberg army. EVER.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
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We Did Something Really Important In The Living... →
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
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the most satisfying part of my job are the “thank you marissa!”s i get emailed from deepak chopra, probz.
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
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that’s an iphone, assholes. it’s only the biggest decision i’ve had to make in 2010.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
TUESDAY. 9/28. BROOKLYN, IMMA BE IN UR HOOD. →
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BESTEST. LISTEN UP: ALEX BLEEKER & THE FREAKS! LA BIG VIC! SWEET BULBS! DJ EVERYTHING BAGEL WITH SCHMEER, AND AN ICE COFFEE… KEEP THE CHANGE! AND NOW 4…
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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An Examination Of My Coffee Table. →
A. A Sims Compact Disk. B. Dudefriend’s Keyboard. C. A Candle In A Holder That Looks Kinda Like A Pineapple. D. Coaster Supplies. E. Candy Claws’ Hidden Lands. F. An Ashtray,…
Sep 21st
A Tangent About Red Wine & Red Ponchos. →
So, I just got pretty devastated by my laundry just now. A couple weeks ago, I spilt red wine all over my favorite red poncho. I came home not long after & doused it with Wine-Away, which is my…
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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GPOYWHENEVERTHEFUCKUWANT. →
LOL ZISSOU! I’LL STOP DRINKING SAKE WITH STRAWS WHEN U STOP FLYIN’ ON TOP THE BOOKCASE! Photos: Homeboy Dan Siegal.
Sep 20th
A Tangent About My Masterchef Girl. →
HEY GUYS JUST WANT 2 TAKE A SECOND & TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MAD IMPORTANT. THAT BEING THAT MAH GIRL, WHITNEY, WON MASTERCHEF!!! UGH SHE IS THE CUTEST!!! I love her so much & I had a hard…
Sep 20th
Sep 20th
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I MAY BE THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. STILL...
4 real.
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Damn, did I tell you about the beautiful nail polish my girl Jen provided me with?
Sep 19th
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So, we got new Netflix in today. I got Beach Blanket Bingo & How To Stuff A Wild Bikini. Dudefriend got the first season of Deadwood & The Blind Side. I feel these choices say a lot about us.
Sep 18th
he's a good guy.
me: 213-__3-___3 is going to be my new number.
dudefriend: oh, that's a good number.
me: yeah, lots of threes.
dudefriend: like the holy trinity... bangs, boobs & but-tocks.
Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
en-laiton-dans-poche asked: Your Tumblr suprised me. The .com one was snazzy too!
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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“By 2019, the average American will spend $13,652 on health care every year,...”
– ode magazine. WILL I EVER BE ALLOWED TO BE SICK WITHOUT BANKRUPTING MYSELF & ALL BLOOD RELATIONS?!
Sep 16th
GPOYW: Oh, The Time I Was On Amy Pohler’s Stage... →
That outfit really complimented my figure IRL, I swear!
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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