March 2011
TO POST OR NOT TO POST
while finding the yearbook picture i posted with my last totally not that awesome of a tangent (le sigh, sometimes you must just write to write), i found a picture of this girl that totally wronged me bad in 8th grade. it’s a funny story that i would like to tell & i’m totally not friends with this girl so that means i can put a picture of her on the internet & talk about how...
a tangent about "in da club". →
i drank a lot of wine while trying to write about something other than “in da club”… well, actually i started writing about my new found love of “in da club” since i’d never heard it before, but i got bored. that happened like last week. i’m more of an “in the moment” blogger. now i’m just buzzed & fighting this crazy urge to add...
i’ve seen that charlie sheen interview about 36 times before, delivered just as exquisitely by all the addicts in my life. funny how they all have the exact same delusions… i mean, points to make.
MCGREGOR: Oscar Sunday Brunch Starring 36... →
mcgregormcgregor:
Oscar Sunday Brunch Radio 2.0 36 Mafia- Acceptance Speech -> Hard Out Here For A Pimp Puff Daddy- Come With Me (feat Jimmy Page) Jay-Z Blue Magic (from American Gangsta) Booker T & the MGs - Tanks Lament Richard Prior- Dialogue (from Car Wash) Marvin Gaye- Main Theme from Troubleman …
“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try...”
– Charlie Sheen (via steveanderson)
What’s the black market price on this shit?
mom: i'd really love to come out & have dinner with you & [Dudefriend] soon.
me: i'd love that.
mom: i miss my baby!
me: i miss you too.
mom: no, i was talking about burlioz. [my cat that used to be my mom's cat]
February 2011
idol dreamz
Randy Jackson: YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!
Me: I LIVE THERE!
i love that my co-worker, the one that plays rugby, has decided to implement baseball signs for me to use when i would like to “take advantage of his health insurance” aka “dip into his endless bottles of pain killers”. at first i was like, dude, i would never do that. i’m not going to take advantage of your good-will & generosity. he then, in his south african...
F o x o f t h e Y e a r: A couple of things I have... →
charmingortedious:
1. Never advertise the fact you have gum.
2. If you do, you best offer everyone some of that shit because people who don’t are rude assholes.
3. Even if you’re not listening to music…wear your headphones.
4. The more someone talks about something, the less they’re actually about it.
5. Never…
me trying to tell my dad i'm doing well after ten...
me: yeah, things are going really well for me actually.
dad: well, that's good.
me: yeah, i was quoted on aol news last week.
dad: really?! aol news?!
me: yeup!
dad: your grandmother was also on aol news last week.
grandmother (in background): ask her if she was on the homepage! was she on the homepage? i was!
dad: were you on the homepage?
me: ... no.
dad: your grandmother was on the homepage for her singing!
grandmother (in background): THAT'S RIGHT! I WAS ON THE AOL HOMEPAGE!
Here Is How To Be A Woman In A Boys' Club →
mollylambert:
A Handbook/Manifesto For Everyone, by Molly Lambert at This Recording
Loveeeeee morninggloria. If you don't follow her,... →
i felt the need to update you guys so you don't...
remember that cunt-ass bitch i used to be roommates with that tried to tell me i had $1100 in bounced checks to the dwp that apparently got sent to her & a bunch of other shit that made absolutely no sense?
of course you do, that’s why like 12% of you follow me.
that was almost a month ago. since then, i have called her numerous times & sent her a bunch of texts that went from...
a tangent about hugs. →
Aol news quoted me about LATFH. definitely not the... →
a tangent about photographers' manners or lack... →
A Tangent Exemplifying How Shamefully Crazy I Am... →
Just as I was like, FINE JUST GIVE ME THE BURRITO!!! The truck drove off. Now I’m just like, fuuuuck… there are soooo many hours I have left of being kinda hung over between now & pizza parties.
