April 2011
oh hey, right, it's called i'm a procrastinator.
it is absolutely incredible how not good i am at the things i get paid to do while simultaneously being awesome at them.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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writinginbed asked: Please describe the best summer party ever. Who is invited? What are the libations and eatables? And most importantly, describe your outfit changes. Thank you. :)
Apr 1st
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It's hot as fuck in LA, and I'm working on... →
coketalk: You asked for it. Literally. the plaid shorts are everything i need in my life!!!
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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My video response to “What is your comfort food?”
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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My video response to “GIRL! I’m nervous you’re eating instant mashed potatoes! Can I make you some from REAL POTATOES? I care about you!” — this is a message from molls & she’s the best everrr. so caring & mad considerate. if you don’t follow her, you’re an idiot. just saying.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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i knew this day would come, the day in which i predicted even the things i don’t mind doing for work would become as treacherous, tedious & tiresome as attempting to pull my own teeth.
Mar 30th
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My video response to “Why did you become a megalomaniac?”
Mar 30th
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another upside to a just dips party:
all the “oh, you can just keep it!” ziplock tupperwarezzz you acquire!
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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one of the best conversations about me that's...
nate (of weekly tape deck): how much of marissa's life is spent dancing would you say?
dudefriend: i don't know, 30%.
nate: 35%.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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the bday that just keeps giving.
so, this past weekend i threw myself a birthday party. a david puddy themed birthday. for those of you who don’t get it, there is a seinfeld episode in which elaine’s boyfriend david puddy asks the fundamental question that has haunted me for most of my life: “Oh. Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know?...
Mar 30th
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a tangent about how i shouldn't be penalized for... →
Mar 30th
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“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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My video response to “can you tell us a little bit about the t&tt show you’re working on?”
Mar 29th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Dear People Buying Toms Shoes  →
tumbledore: Why not buy a pair of SAWA shoes instead? The shoes are made in Cameroon, with all the materials coming from African countries — laces from Tunisia, rubber from Egypt, bags from Nigeria, and leather from Morocco. All buying Toms Shoes does is destroy local economies for the sake of making you think you’re helping the world by consuming more crap manufactured in China.  (h/t)
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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a tangent about how maybe one day i won't abort a... →
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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a tangent about sxsw!  →
Mar 24th
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thank you guys for your support & lovely comments...
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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